I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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