he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
