Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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