Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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