My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I think I won the penis lottery.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
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Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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