your room smells of hookers.
And success
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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