before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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