I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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