But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
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I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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