Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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