ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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