Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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