and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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