I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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