Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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