im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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