I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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