Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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