i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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