Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
