I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Plan B is the new Plan A
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
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Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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