I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize