Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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