The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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