come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
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Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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