I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You may now shotgun with the bride
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
My vagina is very pro this idea
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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