whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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