I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
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