At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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