Dual....:-)
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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