TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Its about making memories worth repressing
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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