she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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