Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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