I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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