found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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