You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
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If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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