All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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