Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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