I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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