if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
Randomize
