He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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