Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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