is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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