It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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