found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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