I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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