we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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