I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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