I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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