So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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