idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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