I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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