Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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