I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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